2012 THE MESSAGE TO A BEAT

Loyal Fans and new found followers… This is our some what inspirational pep talk for 2012 for you and to a couple slammin beats at that !

Enjoy !
- YO! YO! DC;) Artist, Host, and Staff

and as requested you’ll see and hear us A LOT more in 2012 :)


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BLACK SANTA’S HOOD CHRISTMAS SPECTACULAR !


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Go to YOYODC.COM because in this the funniest Black Santa Hood Christmas Spectacular EVER: Ackshun goes off on Panda Bears and Monsanto then goes off on the Occupy D.C. campers. Ms. Smurfette romanticizes about her favorite Holiday Movies and Ackshun chimes in with his favorite Christmas programs. We also go to Ack’s son’s elementary school musical which was full of stripper moms with phat asses… Pictures of most all this including stripper mom’s Phat Ass are on YOYODC.COM

BLALEX JONEZ SPECIAL REPORT:
Jay-Z & Beyonce’s Anti-Christ Baby Cometh !

MS. SMURFETTE’S NEWS:
*McDonald’s Mystery Santa

*Stupid Teen Get’s Stuck In Chimney
*Hood Holiday Hijacked
*HOWARD STERN: KING OF ALL MEDIA & AMERICA’S GOT TALENT JUDGE

PARTIES & EVENTS:
1/14/12 The Gummy Jungle Warehouse (Party Ackshun is DJing in B-MORE)

MUSIC:
Benny Stixx : Jingle Bells in Baltimore !
Jackson 5: Santa Clause is coming to town
Macky Gee: Let It Snow Drum & Bass Remix

LINKS U MUST VISIT:
Conversations in the contemporary @ Smithsonian Gallery  by Creative Junkfood
Ms. Smurfette‘s Facebook…. add her !
Ackshun Jackson’s Facebook… add him maybe hot girls def !

UNOFFICIAL YET AWSOME SPONSOR OF THIS SHOW !

Kraving Kabob's Yummy Food Truck !

FUCK THE HOLIDAYS…DONE !

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In this ep we kinda explain being out last week due to sickness, then we talk about:
Ms. Smurfette’s liking of she male porn, Ackshun’s hatred of the Holidays and Ms. Smurfette shutting him down on it, Progress Report on Chilla’s cartoon, the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame Results, Dissapointing Lindsey Lohan playboy pictures, Ackshun’s pervey tv teen starlet tendencies, Eddie Murphy to play DC Mayor for Life Mario Barry in an HBO movie by spike lee…. and much much more…YEAH !!!

MS. SMURFETTE’S NEWS:
*Woman convicted of Sorcery
*Buttocks Injections Gone Bad
*Strippers cause riots in China
*10 Drugged at Christmas Market by Santa
*Model beheaded
*Miley “i’m a pothead” Cyrus
*VA Tech shooting

PARTIES & EVENTS:
Face Off 10
Bring on the Beats
Naughty & Nice 3

MUSIC:
Dance Dealer’s “A Dubstep Christmas in the Boondocks”
Beastie Boys “Hello Brooklyn”
Run DMC “Chrismast In Hollis”

LINKS U MUST VISIT:
Conversations in the contemporary @ Smithsonian Gallery  by Creative Junkfood
Rock N Roll Hall of Fame Results

Cousin Josh’s BAMMA ADVENTURES IN SoCALI


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Go to YOYODC.COM because in this ep we welcome back Cousin Josh from Cali and it becomes “BAMMA ADVENTURES IN SoCALI”

We Start off with a quick preview of Dance Dealer’s RIP to Patrice O’Neil dustup song.

Then we welcome back Cousin Josh and hear about his most recent trip to Southern California and Mexico.

We get into the real definition of a Bamma and then we talk about what Cali Bamma’s are like.

Josh says “DC IS THE LA FOR UGLY PEOPLE !!!!”

Then we get into the Pros and Cons of California.

Josh goes into So Cali Girl and Food critiquing.

Ackshun says that in So Cali the girls look good but DC girls are smarter.

Josh broke his own man rule and brought sand to the beach.

Josh says he had the worse mexican food he ever had in Tijuan Mexico

Ackshun says that “All the real mexicans hoped the border… Only the lazy mexicans are still in mexico.”

Is California a Police State ?

We talk about the bullshit of California especially the racism, not being able to have guns, not being able to sup up your car like in the movies.

Ackshun tells how he might have been killed in Cali on the metro for “being a gang banger” on one trip to Cali.

Josh says “if your into dubstep or just like to see hot girls dancing around half naked come out to Face Off Dec 15th”

Why does Axl Rose look like he eat 3 Axl Roses ?

All this funny and alot more !!!

PARTIES & EVENTS:
Every Thursday: DJ Jackie O throws down Hip Hop and whateva else she feel like @ DC-9 on the corner of 9th and Ust nw. Ackshun might join her this or next week.

Saturday Dec. 3rd 2011: It Should Be Illegal JUNGLE PARTY: Club A&S 34 South Eutaw St. Baltimore MD
Thursday Dec. 15th 2011: Face Off @ District Night Club Adams Morgan DC

MUSIC:
Patrice O’Neail / Beatle Juice Dubstep Mash up – Dance Dealer for YOYODC.COM
YO! YO! DC;) Opening Theme – J Scrill/Inner Loop Records

LINKS U MUST VISIT:
http://thefridgedc.com/